clumsyperson

(1). Put your music player of choice on shuffle, and then write down the 35 songs that come up and at the end of each title add 'In My Pants'. (2). Laugh hysterically. (3). Pass it on. 1.Cold In My Pants (?) 2.Les Vois Sur Chemin In My Pants (??) 3.Machine Gun In My Pants (Watch Out...) 4.Lovers in Japan In My Pants (Oh My) 5.Hoppipolla In My Pants (???) 6.I Can't decide In My Pants (What?) 7.Yellow In My Pants (:P) 8.Fix You In My Pants (O_0) 9.I Like You So Much Better When Your... In My Pants (Really?) 10.Werewolf In My Pants (Oh Crap!) 11.California Gurls In My Pants (To Many People in My Pants) 12.Crooked Teeth In My Pants

1 America 2 Russia 3 Sealand 4 Australia 5 Sweden 6 Finland 7 England 8 France 9 Japan 10 Poland 11 Germany 12 Italy 1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship? AmericaXItaly.... No, just no. 2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top? SealandXFinland... AHHHHHHH!!! Mommy Son Love?! EWWWWWWWW!!!! 3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon? Nigher, Creepy 4. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11? No (Why is this whole meme crack) 5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9! Why was Finland afraid of England? Because England is after France and Japan! (WTF) 6. If 8 was to cosplay, what would t

End result: Dear Jill, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When your dog humped my leg In your car and I saw you Drive over My father. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. and you should stop picking your nose. Go drown yourself, Katie HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT: Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1